kuhree:

sleepy and horny at the same damn time

(via homophobic)

hautesprings:

me to me: don’t worry baby

(via fieldhandblues)

kramergate:

i’ve started using the word “sexy” a lot more just because it’s like… an inflammatory word… describing something weird as “hot” is like ok gross whatever but “sexy” just makes people go crazy like either they agree wholeheartedy or they want you dead

(Source: beetledrink, via cosmog)

soulmeetsworld:

plot twist: she’s a very freaky girl that you can bring home to momma

(via gluten-free-pussy)

issietheshark:

Sabrina the Teenage Witch S01E05

mechalesbian:

booty shorts that say “god won’t let me die” on the ass

(Source: hexglyphs, via gluten-free-pussy)

jackisreallycool:

I can’t stand how people shop in Trader Joe’s they like act and walk around like it’s their personal grocery store built in like their basement like bitch MOVE

(via bummrd)